And when she returned
she carried in her hands
the most unusual mug
that she had purchased there.
“Beeba!” Said Certain Man’s Wife.
“What in the world did you buy that for?”
“Oh, Mom!” Said Middle Daughter.
“It’s just so cute and funny lookin’!
I don’t know.
Something about it just reminds me of
Uncle Clinton and his cousin, Ken.
Don’cha’ sorta’ see what I mean?”
Well, Beeba, even if I did, I certainly would never say so.