Our Girl Audrey Speaks Up

We are in a short series of Revival meetings at our little country church.  Over the years, with children and ladies and homeschool and all the many things that occupied our time, We would often hire someone to come in and watch the ladies so I could go to church and enjoy the meeting without distractions.  But Blind Linda and Our Girl Audrey go to church with us on Sunday mornings, and I decided against trying to find someone for this week. 

Yesterday afternoon, after lunch was pretty much cleared away, I went in to Audrey’s room and said, “Audrey, we have church tonight.”

She looked up in her usual Sunday afternoon sleepiness and said, “Do I hafta’ go?”

“Yes, I think you will.  I don’t have anyone to watch you and Linda, so I thought you could just go along.”

She looked a little displeased, but said, “What time do I hafta’ be ready?”

“Six-thirty,” I told her.  “We’ll probably try to get out of here around then.”

She snuffled around a bit, but didn’t fuss too much.  She has been very comfortable with the women of our church, and she had not been to Sunday School yesterday morning because Middle Daughter had worked the night before, got in very late in the morning and opted to stay home with Audrey and Linda.  I suspected that she really wasn’t too upset.

We had a good service last evening, and even though we were done by around eight o’clock, people hung around and talked.  I wanted to get my ladies home because Audrey likes to be in bed by nine o’clock.  But the fellowship was sweet, and before we knew what was happening, once again, it was almost 9:30 and it was Gary, Robert and Loretta and Certain Man and me — and our two ladies, sitting in their chairs at the back of the sanctuary.  Robert and Gary locked up and turned out the lights, Certain Man went and got the van, and I got Blind Linda’s shoes on her and gathered up the various belongings and headed out.  Certain Man helped Blind Linda down over the troublesome front foyer steps and out into the car, and I made sure that Audrey didn’t need help with her seat belt.

“I tell you what,” said Our Girl Audrey as we pulled out of the parking lot,  “Linda and I are nuffin’ but a pain in nuh neck!”

“Don’t say that, Audrey,” I said good naturedly.  “You are NOT a pain in the neck!”

“I ‘fink we are — ” she ventured.

“Nope,” says Certain Man, who teases Audrey whenever he gets a good chance (to her great delight — she loves him to death) “You guys aren’t a pain in the neck, you’re a pain in the BUTT!!!”

That made her laugh, but I got to thinking about who was really inconveniencing whom, and I said, “You know, Audrey, Daniel and I are the real pains in the neck.  You guys wait and wait and are so patient and we stay around and stay around church and never go home ’till the last cat dies, and you never complain–“

“I doan wan’ you never to mention ‘at to me again!” I heard a very firm voice in the back seat say.  It had a tenor I have seldom heard.  I was very confused.

“What are you saying, Audrey?” I asked.  Was she really being so protective of Certain Man’s and my right to stay at church as long as we wanted?

“I doan wan’ you never to mention ‘at to me again!”  Firmer voice.  No edge of laughter.   

H-m-m-m-m-m-m.  I looked over in the darkness at Certain Man.  He was clearly as puzzled as I was.

“Mention WHAT???”

“THE CAT!” 

 

 

Oh.


 

 

“I got you covered, Audrey Girl!”

 

(If you don’t understand this post, see my September 22, 2010 posting)

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5 responses to “Our Girl Audrey Speaks Up

  1. I thought of it immediately when you used that phrase – Audrey and the cat!  God love her!

  2. Wow! That is just beyond precious. How can we “normal” people be so unaware sometimes of the things that the Audrey-girls in this world carry deep within their hearts? I just love how your family and your church family love and care for her and Linda like you do. I can imagine Jesus saying to you, “I was fragile and cast aside, and you took me in and loved me. “

  3. Audrey, the protector of cats! That caught me totally off guard. lol Thanks for sharing this with me. Thank you also for the words about people being construction sites. That has been bouncing around in my head ever since. Thank you for building me up.Old Hat

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